A German shepherd, a Doberman pinscher, and a cat get to heaven and meet Jesus.
Jesus asks the German shepherd, “Why should you be with me?”
The German shepherd says, “I have always been loyal to you, I obey you, and I follow you.”
Jesus says, “You can sit at my right hand.” He turns and asks the Doberman pinscher, “Why should you be with me?”
The Doberman pinscher says, “I am loyal, I obey, and I follow you.”
Jesus says, “You can sit at my left hand.” He turns to the cat and says, “Why should you be with me?”
The cat says, “Uh, you’re in my seat.”
