A Frenchman, an American and an Australian were in a bar.
The Frenchman says “My name’s is Pierre, I come from Paris and I have a swimming pool so big that I need a motor boat to travel from one end to the other!”
The American says “My name’s Chuck, I come from Dallas and I have a ranch so big that it takes me two days to drive around it !”
The Australian says “My names Bruce, I come from Sydney and I’ve got an 18″ penis !”
The Frenchman and the American look at each other and then the Frenchman says “OK. OK. I lied. My pool is really just Olympic size.” The American says “Yeah, well, I lied too. My ranch really isn’t all that big.”
The Australian says “Ok. I admit that I lied as well. I really come from Adelaide !”
