A man calls his girlfriend into his room for the first time
He says, “I have a problem with my penis, but you have to promise not to laugh”
She promises not to.
He shows her his penis. Its so small, she loses her calm and starts laughing so hard she falls down.
The man is now angry at her because she said that she wouldn’t laugh at it. She’s laughing too hard to notice him ranting.
After a while, the girl calms down enough to ask him what the problem was.
He replies,”Its swollen…”
