A woman rubbed a lamp and out popped a genie.
“Do i get three wishes?” she asked.
“Nope, I’m a one wish genie. What will it be?”
“See this map? I want these three countries to stop fighting so that we can have world peace”
The genie replied, “They’ve been at war thousands of years, I’m not that good. Anything else?”
The woman responded, “Sure, I’d love a good man who’s considerate, loves kids, likes to cook and doesn’t want to watch sports all day”
“Okay, let me see the map again” the genie responded with a sigh.
